His Cute Unicorn

His Cute Unicorn found a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Cute Unicorn desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Unicorn needed a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Unicorn found a crown that they would often throw. It was a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

His Cute Unicorn desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

His Cute Unicorn found a set square that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square of all things.