The Talented Unicorn

The Talented Unicorn desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Unicorn found a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

The Talented Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It was a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Unicorn desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A wig being the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn owned a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Talented Unicorn always had with them a spade that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.