The Cute Unicorn

The Cute Unicorn desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Unicorn desperately searched for a computer to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

The Cute Unicorn carried a lava lamp to demolish. It would be a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Cute Unicorn always had with them a sword to play with. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

The Cute Unicorn desperately desired a crown to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.