A Bum Loving Unicorn

A Bum Loving Unicorn craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Unicorn carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Unicorn owned a little monkey that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Unicorn looked for a bat that they liked to cuddle. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Unicorn always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Unicorn desperately looked for a sponge to experiment on. It should have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a sponge being the item opted for.