Her Green Unicorn

Her Green Unicorn always had with them a pen that they would play with. It should have been a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Her Green Unicorn desired a wig that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Green Unicorn looked for a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Green Unicorn desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would drop. It might have been a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Green Unicorn found a sword that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Green Unicorn owned a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.