The Red Unicorn

The Red Unicorn looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Red Unicorn desperately needed a pint of cider that they would smash. It is an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Red Unicorn always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Red Unicorn carried a spade to throw. This is certainly a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Unicorn found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Red Unicorn had a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.