The Retarded Unicorn

The Retarded Unicorn had a mug that they would often put up their bum. It is an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Unicorn carried a cheese grater that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Unicorn desired a melon that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Unicorn desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It was an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Unicorn always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Unicorn desperately wanted a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a different operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.