The Famous Unicorn

The Famous Unicorn had a sponge to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Famous Unicorn desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Famous Unicorn desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Famous Unicorn desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Unicorn always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes break. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.