His Famous Unicorn

His Famous Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Famous Unicorn looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was simply life. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Famous Unicorn craved for a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Unicorn desired a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be wonderous. A custard pie of all things.

His Famous Unicorn desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

His Famous Unicorn always kept a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.