My Weary Unicorn

My Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

My Weary Unicorn craved for a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a hat is the item to choose.

My Weary Unicorn searched for a helmet to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Weary Unicorn often carried a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Unicorn desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

My Weary Unicorn needed a sword that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. A sword would be the item that was chosen.