His Grumpy Unicorn

His Grumpy Unicorn desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Unicorn always had with them a set square to break. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square of all things.

His Grumpy Unicorn wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Unicorn found a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

His Grumpy Unicorn searched for a can of Tango that they would play with. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Unicorn searched for a stretchman that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.