Her Chinese Unicorn

Her Chinese Unicorn often carried a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Unicorn found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Chinese Unicorn desired a piece of paper that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Unicorn desperately wanted a bat that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Unicorn carried a block of cheese to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Unicorn desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be out of this world. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.