The Crypting Unicorn

The Crypting Unicorn always carried a cup that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Unicorn owned a bag of poop to sleep with. It should be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn searched for a piece of paper to worship. This seems to be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Unicorn desperately desired a melon that they would often sleep with. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Unicorn found a pencil sharpener to hug. This could be considered a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Unicorn wanted a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. It is an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.