His Energetic Unicorn

His Energetic Unicorn needed a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Energetic Unicorn carried a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Energetic Unicorn desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was selected.

His Energetic Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Energetic Unicorn desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

His Energetic Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A toilet brush is the item that was chosen.