Horny Unicorn

Horny Unicorn owned a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

Horny Unicorn desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Horny Unicorn found a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a new activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Horny Unicorn desperately craved for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Horny Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. It should be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Unicorn found a spade that they would hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.