His Nervous Unicorn

His Nervous Unicorn searched for a stretchman that they would often smash. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Nervous Unicorn always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Nervous Unicorn desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Unicorn desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

His Nervous Unicorn desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Nervous Unicorn often carried a cup that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A cup being the thing selected.