Their Fucking Unicorn

Their Fucking Unicorn desired a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Unicorn desired a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Fucking Unicorn had a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Unicorn needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. It should be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Their Fucking Unicorn desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.