The Little Unicorn

The Little Unicorn owned a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Unicorn desperately craved for a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Little Unicorn desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Unicorn desired a pen that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

The Little Unicorn desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Little Unicorn had a stretchman to put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.