My Chinese Unicorn

My Chinese Unicorn desperately desired a dildo to demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Chinese Unicorn desired a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Unicorn desired a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Chinese Unicorn always kept a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. It might be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Chinese Unicorn always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Chinese Unicorn wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It is an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.