His Fat Unicorn

His Fat Unicorn desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Fat Unicorn looked for a helmet that they would hug. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be fun. A helmet being the chosen item.

His Fat Unicorn wanted a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

His Fat Unicorn searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

His Fat Unicorn needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Fat Unicorn owned a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.