My Little Unicorn

My Little Unicorn carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

My Little Unicorn searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Little Unicorn looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Little Unicorn desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Little Unicorn always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Little Unicorn wanted a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.