A Eccentric Unicorn

A Eccentric Unicorn craved for a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Unicorn always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Eccentric Unicorn carried a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Unicorn desired a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer of all things.

A Eccentric Unicorn searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

A Eccentric Unicorn desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.