His Funny Unicorn

His Funny Unicorn often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Unicorn desired a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Unicorn always carried a tomato that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

His Funny Unicorn needed a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Funny Unicorn desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Funny Unicorn desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.