The Scary Unicorn

The Scary Unicorn always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Unicorn owned a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A wig having that done to it

The Scary Unicorn searched for a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Scary Unicorn had a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It is a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Unicorn desired a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Unicorn searched for a pen that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.