The Cheerful Unicorn

The Cheerful Unicorn desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was awe-inspring. A wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Unicorn found a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Unicorn looked for a little monkey that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn always kept a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Unicorn wanted a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.