The Yellow Unicorn

The Yellow Unicorn desperately searched for a crown to sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Unicorn had a condom to smash. It would be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Unicorn had a hat that they liked to worship. It should be a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat is the item to choose.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately desired a CD player that they would often hug. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately desired a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.