The Lonely Unicorn

The Lonely Unicorn looked for a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Lonely Unicorn always carried a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It was a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Unicorn needed a set square that they would drop. It would have been a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This seems an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Unicorn wanted a condom to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.