Bum Loving Unicorn

Bum Loving Unicorn always had with them a mug that they would sleep with. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn needed a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn desperately wanted a wig to embrace. It should have been an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they would often embrace. It would have been an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn needed a condom that they liked to play with. It is a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.