My Funny Unicorn

My Funny Unicorn owned a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

My Funny Unicorn owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Unicorn desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Funny Unicorn always kept a pint of beer that they would often share. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Funny Unicorn desperately needed a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Funny Unicorn desperately desired a set of lego to sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.