Fat Unicorn

Fat Unicorn often carried a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Unicorn desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Fat Unicorn searched for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Fat Unicorn desired a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Fat Unicorn desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a different thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Fat Unicorn desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.