The Purple Unicorn

The Purple Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they sometimes eat. This seems an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Purple Unicorn desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be simply life. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Unicorn found a condom that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

The Purple Unicorn desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Unicorn carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Purple Unicorn always carried a mug to experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.