Worrisome Unicorn

Worrisome Unicorn desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Worrisome Unicorn always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Worrisome Unicorn searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Worrisome Unicorn always had with them a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

Worrisome Unicorn carried a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Worrisome Unicorn carried a set square to demolish. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a set square being the chosen item.