Their Dodgy Unicorn

Their Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Unicorn carried a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Unicorn wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It was a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Unicorn always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Unicorn wanted a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was out of this world. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a wig that they would put in the bath with him. It is a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.