My Bewildered Unicorn

My Bewildered Unicorn had a piece of paper that they liked to break. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Bewildered Unicorn craved for a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Unicorn desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Unicorn always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Unicorn craved for a little monkey that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Unicorn craved for a pencil sharpener to break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.