A Stupid Unicorn

A Stupid Unicorn wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Unicorn always carried a tomato that they liked to throw. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.