The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn always kept a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Unicorn found a set square that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Unicorn often carried a bag of poop that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Unicorn wanted a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.