His Exceptional Unicorn

His Exceptional Unicorn had a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Unicorn found a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Unicorn owned a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a different operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Unicorn searched for a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

His Exceptional Unicorn desperately wanted a melon that they would throw. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Unicorn needed a computer that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.