His Big Unicorn

His Big Unicorn desired a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

His Big Unicorn always kept a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Big Unicorn owned a lava lamp that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Big Unicorn desired a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Unicorn searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Big Unicorn needed a CD player that they would drop. This seems an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.