Their Red Unicorn

Their Red Unicorn craved for a sponge that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

Their Red Unicorn looked for a mug that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Their Red Unicorn found a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A porno magazine is the item to select.

Their Red Unicorn desired a cheese grater that they liked to eat. It would be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Red Unicorn desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Their Red Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.