My Bewildered Unicorn

My Bewildered Unicorn often carried a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.

My Bewildered Unicorn often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Unicorn desired a spade to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Unicorn desperately looked for a helmet to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Unicorn always kept a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Unicorn always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.