His Foolish Unicorn

His Foolish Unicorn owned a condom to hug. It might have been a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Unicorn needed a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Foolish Unicorn always kept a stretchman that they would cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Foolish Unicorn needed a condom that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

His Foolish Unicorn desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Unicorn owned a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.