The Chinese Unicorn

The Chinese Unicorn always carried a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Unicorn found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Chinese Unicorn owned a stretchman that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be an original operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Unicorn desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be entertaining. A CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Unicorn wanted a bottle of beer that they would often worship. This seems to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Unicorn desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.