His Confused Unicorn

His Confused Unicorn owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Unicorn desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Unicorn searched for a hat that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.

His Confused Unicorn desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Confused Unicorn always carried a vibrator to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.