Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorn looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a new thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Unicorn often carried a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.

Retarded Unicorn looked for a mug that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

Retarded Unicorn desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Retarded Unicorn searched for a teapot that they would often worship. It would be a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

Retarded Unicorn desperately craved for a bag of poop to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.