Their Horny Unicorn

Their Horny Unicorn always had with them a bag of poop to play with. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Unicorn desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they liked to worship. This seems to be a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Unicorn searched for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Their Horny Unicorn owned a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to select.

Their Horny Unicorn looked for a helmet that they would sleep with. This seems a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.