His Depressed Unicorn

His Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn always kept a Harry Potter wand to play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn often carried a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

His Depressed Unicorn desperately looked for a hat to break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Unicorn carried a cucumber that they liked to smash. It might be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.