The Troubled Unicorn

The Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Unicorn looked for a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Unicorn owned a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Troubled Unicorn looked for a rubber chicken that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Unicorn owned a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a crown of all things.