Angry Unicorn

Angry Unicorn desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Angry Unicorn searched for a sword that they would often eat. This seems to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

Angry Unicorn searched for a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Angry Unicorn searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Angry Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Angry Unicorn found a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.