The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn always carried a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Unicorn often carried a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Unicorn desired a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn often carried a ball that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a ball being the item selected.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately wanted a can of Tango to eat. It should be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Unicorn looked for a wig that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.