A Troubled Unicorn

A Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a wig that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Unicorn always had with them a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Unicorn desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Unicorn craved for a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.